{"id":6988,"date":"2020-03-26T18:26:45","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T17:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/?p=6988"},"modified":"2020-03-26T18:26:46","modified_gmt":"2020-03-26T17:26:46","slug":"piaci-perpatvar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/2020\/03\/26\/piaci-perpatvar\/","title":{"rendered":"Piaci perpatvar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">A fejes k\u00e1poszta acsarog a t\u00f6kre:<br \/>\n\u00dct\u0151d\u00f6tt vagy kom\u00e1m! Az maradsz \u00f6r\u00f6kre!<br \/>\nL\u00f6k\u00f6ttnek tal\u00e1lt ki t\u00e9ged a teremt\u00e9s,<br \/>\nKobakod, ha van is, nem f\u0151 az, csak term\u00e9s!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">\u00c1mde n\u00e9zd az eny\u00e9m! Csud\u00e1j\u00e1ra j\u00e1rnak:<br \/>\nLegkerekebb feje sz\u00e9les e vil\u00e1gnak!<br \/>\nAz asszonyn\u00e9ps\u00e9g is csak miattam \u00e1ll sorba,<br \/>\nBec\u00e9zik buksimat, \u00fagy ker\u00fcl szatyorba.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">Nem b\u00edrja c\u00e9rn\u00e1val, a t\u00f6k is megsz\u00f3lal:<br \/>\nSavany\u00fa k\u00e1poszta leszel egy hord\u00f3val!<br \/>\nA kecske r\u00e1gjon meg! A k\u00e1poszta sorsa,<br \/>\nHa leveti ruh\u00e1j\u00e1t, nem marad, csak torzsa!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">Igazs\u00e1got tenne m\u00e9rgesen a gomba.<br \/>\nOlyat mordul r\u00e1juk, hogy az m\u00e1r goromba:<br \/>\n\u00c9retlen nyikhajok! Nem osztottam lapot!<br \/>\nPofa be! K\u00f6zt\u00fcnk csak \u00e9n hordok kalapot!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">Nicsak, ki besz\u00e9l itt? A csarnok bolondja!<br \/>\nR\u00f6h\u00f6g a sok krumpli, l\u00e1dasz\u00e1m gurulva.<br \/>\nR\u00f6pk\u00f6dnek az \u00e1tkok, kontra- \u00e9s rekontra,<br \/>\nCsak a paradicsom b\u00fajik meg, pirulva.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">Micsoda zsibv\u00e1s\u00e1r! Vak l\u00e9gy ritk\u00e1n l\u00e1tott<br \/>\nPiaci r\u00f6pt\u00e9ben ily cudar vil\u00e1got!<br \/>\nReszketnek levelek, recsegnek a sz\u00e1rak,<br \/>\nA csillagos \u00e9gig sz\u00f6knek fel az \u00e1rak\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">El\u00e9g! \u2013 \u00edgy az \u00e1rus. Az asztalt csapkodva<br \/>\nGyal\u00e1zza az \u00e1rut, piszokul ord\u00edtja:<br \/>\nKi\u00e1rus\u00edt\u00e1s lesz! Tonn\u00e1nk\u00e9nt, zs\u00e1kolva!<br \/>\nS leh\u00fazza a rol\u00f3t. M\u00e1ra m\u00e1r z\u00e1r\u00f3ra!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\"><em>Megjelent a szerz\u0151 <a href=\"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/2019\/04\/30\/lee-jozsef-banom-is-en\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">B\u00e1nom is \u00e9n<\/a> c\u00edm\u0171 k\u00f6tet\u00e9ben.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-6988 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='6988' data-nonce='2e02cf7d2d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-6988 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-6988 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fejes k\u00e1poszta acsarog a t\u00f6kre: \u00dct\u0151d\u00f6tt vagy kom\u00e1m! Az maradsz \u00f6r\u00f6kre! L\u00f6k\u00f6ttnek tal\u00e1lt ki t\u00e9ged a teremt\u00e9s, Kobakod, ha van is, nem f\u0151 az, csak term\u00e9s! \u00c1mde n\u00e9zd az eny\u00e9m! Csud\u00e1j\u00e1ra j\u00e1rnak: Legkerekebb feje sz\u00e9les e vil\u00e1gnak! Az asszonyn\u00e9ps\u00e9g is csak miattam \u00e1ll sorba, Bec\u00e9zik buksimat, \u00fagy ker\u00fcl szatyorba. Nem b\u00edrja c\u00e9rn\u00e1val, a t\u00f6k &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/2020\/03\/26\/piaci-perpatvar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Piaci perpatvar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":252,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[443,401,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-309-szam","category-401","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/252"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6989,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6988\/revisions\/6989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}