{"id":19112,"date":"2025-12-29T12:13:24","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T11:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/?p=19112"},"modified":"2025-12-29T12:13:24","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T11:13:24","slug":"mar-az-aluljaroba-se-volt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/2025\/12\/29\/mar-az-aluljaroba-se-volt\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e1r az alulj\u00e1r\u00f3ba se volt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">egyszer\u0171 lejutni, szenteste napj\u00e1t \u00edrtuk,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00e1rusok ter\u00edtett\u00e9k ki szedett-vedett<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">port\u00e9k\u00e1jukat sz\u00e9thajtogatott kartondobozokra,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">illeg\u00e1lisan, leg\u00e1lisan, mit sz\u00e1m\u00edt ez most,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">elv\u00e9gre \u00fcnnepre k\u00e9sz\u00fcl\u00fcnk, igen, a rend\u0151r\u00f6k is;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">akinek ma jutott esz\u00e9be, hogy \u201ea franc essen bel\u00e9,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">meg kell hosszabb\u00edtanom a b\u00e9rletemet\u201d az\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">megsz\u00edvta rendesen, akkora a sor, ak\u00e1rha ingyen adn\u00e1k,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">elj\u00f6tt h\u00e1t az alkalom mobiltelefonnal reg\u00e9ny\u00edr\u00e1sba kezdeni,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">v\u00e9gigvinni a legbrut\u00e1lisabb Sudoku-feladv\u00e1nyokat,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">morgol\u00f3dva kurvaany\u00e1zni, jegykiad\u00f3-automat\u00e1t r\u00e1ngatni,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">v\u00e9tkeseket keresni f\u00f6ld\u00f6n \u00e9s mennyben, pokolban, hi\u00e1ba,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">az felfurakodott mik\u00f6z\u00e9nk \u00f6rd\u00f6g\u00f6st\u00fcl pont erre a napra,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00e1f\u00e1s sz\u00e1ml\u00e1val k\u00e9ri, kef\u00e9lt volna ink\u00e1bb cip\u0151t az apja;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">e percben szinkron\u00fasz\u00f3kat megsz\u00e9gyen\u00edt\u0151 elfordul\u00e1ssal<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a sor minden szemp\u00e1rja a tucatnyi k\u00f6zter\u00fclet-fel\u00fcgyel\u0151re<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">f\u00f3kusz\u00e1l, tetves \u00e1llatok, elkobozni az \u00e9letvesz\u00e9lyes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">kar\u00e1csonyi f\u00e9nyf\u00fcz\u00e9reket, a ponyvairodalom remekeit,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a gy\u00f6ny\u00f6r\u0171, v\u00e9dett h\u00f3vir\u00e1gcsokrokat, ez azt\u00e1n a munka,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">szoktak maguk egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n t\u00fck\u00f6rbe n\u00e9zni bassz\u00e1kmeg,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00edme, csoda t\u00f6rt\u00e9nik: a plexiablak r\u00e9s\u00e9n kir\u00f6ppen egy<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">feh\u00e9r galamb, mik\u00f6zben valaki mosolyogva<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00e1ldott, b\u00e9k\u00e9s kar\u00e1csonyt k\u00edv\u00e1n szakaszjegy\u00e9vel a kez\u00e9ben<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a s\u00edr\u00f3g\u00f6rcs sz\u00e9l\u00e9n \u00e1ll\u00f3 p\u00e9nzt\u00e1ros kisasszonynak.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-19112 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='19112' data-nonce='7f6e825053' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-19112 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-19112 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>egyszer\u0171 lejutni, szenteste napj\u00e1t \u00edrtuk, \u00e1rusok ter\u00edtett\u00e9k ki szedett-vedett port\u00e9k\u00e1jukat sz\u00e9thajtogatott kartondobozokra, illeg\u00e1lisan, leg\u00e1lisan, mit sz\u00e1m\u00edt ez most, elv\u00e9gre \u00fcnnepre k\u00e9sz\u00fcl\u00fcnk, igen, a rend\u0151r\u00f6k is; akinek ma jutott esz\u00e9be, hogy \u201ea franc essen bel\u00e9, meg kell hosszabb\u00edtanom a b\u00e9rletemet\u201d az\u00a0 megsz\u00edvta rendesen, akkora a sor, ak\u00e1rha ingyen adn\u00e1k, elj\u00f6tt h\u00e1t az alkalom mobiltelefonnal reg\u00e9ny\u00edr\u00e1sba kezdeni, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/2025\/12\/29\/mar-az-aluljaroba-se-volt\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">M\u00e1r az alulj\u00e1r\u00f3ba se volt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":352,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[574,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-574","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/352"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19112"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19114,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19112\/revisions\/19114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}