{"id":18328,"date":"2025-06-11T23:29:50","date_gmt":"2025-06-11T21:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/?p=18328"},"modified":"2025-06-11T23:29:50","modified_gmt":"2025-06-11T21:29:50","slug":"pretty-woman-micsoda-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedelnelkul.hu\/en\/2025\/06\/11\/pretty-woman-micsoda-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretty woman! (Micsoda n\u0151)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201eSz\u00fcks\u00e9gem van n\u00e9h\u00e1ny felesleges dologra\u201d avagy pillant\u00e1s a n\u0151i ridik\u00fclbe.<\/span><\/p>\n

P\u00e1rom k\u00e9sz\u00fcl\u0151dik.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tegnap m\u00e9g esett, ma viszont h\u00e9t\u00e1gra. Teh\u00e1t m\u00e1s sz\u00edn\u0171 ridik\u00fcl kell. \u00c1tpakol\u00e1s.<\/span><\/p>\n

Istenem! Ha sziv\u00e1rv\u00e1ny lenne, h\u00e1ny t\u00e1sk\u00e1t vinne mag\u00e1val?<\/span><\/p>\n

Monol\u00f3g a t\u00e1sk\u00e1val:<\/span><\/p>\n

Vajon s\u00fctni fog, vagy borult id\u0151 lesz, esteleg esik, havazik?<\/span><\/p>\n

Napszem\u00fcveg, f\u00e9nyv\u00e9d\u0151 kr\u00e9m 30 okt\u00e1nos, UVB, \u00e9s UVA t\u00edpus\u00fa. Nap\u00e9g\u00e9s, pigment foltok, r\u00e1ncok \u00e9s az id\u0151 el\u0151tti b\u0151r\u00f6reged\u00e9s jeleinek elker\u00fcl\u00e9s\u00e9r\u0151l.<\/span><\/p>\n

Bele vele!<\/span><\/p>\n

Valami kr\u00e9m, hogy lecs\u00fasszon az es\u0151 a pofir\u00f3l. Ugyanez h\u00f3 ellen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Bele vele!<\/span><\/p>\n

Eserny\u0151, es\u0151kab\u00e1t.<\/span><\/p>\n

Bele vele.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dezodor, ha h\u0151s\u00e9g lenne, titokzokni, ha hideg.<\/span><\/p>\n

Bele vele.<\/span><\/p>\n

Szem\u00e9lyi igazolv\u00e1ny, Arck\u00e9pes igazolv\u00e1ny Ad\u00f3sz\u00e1m, Taj sz\u00e1m, Olt\u00e1si bizony\u00edtv\u00e1ny, Sz\u00fclet\u00e9si anyak\u00f6nyvi kivonat, h\u00e1zass\u00e1gi okm\u00e1nyok, V\u00e1l\u00f3peri okm\u00e1nyok (mindegyik). Ja, \u00e9s b\u00e9rlet, na meg 2-3 tartal\u00e9k jegy, ha elveszne. Mindezek egybe csomagolva, ha elveszne.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pap\u00edr zsebkend\u0151, nedves kend\u0151, guriga wc pap\u00edr. Kis guriga. Toll, ceruza, (k\u00e9k, \u00e9s piros), jegyzett\u00f6mb. Kis napt\u00e1r, meg egy el\u0151jegyz\u00e9si.<\/span><\/p>\n

Minden eshet\u0151s\u00e9gre, fogamz\u00e1s g\u00e1tl\u00f3, esem\u00e9ny el\u0151tti, \u00e9s ut\u00e1ni (h\u00e1tha k\u00e9tszer), bilincs ostor most marad, csak lesz valami ker\u00edt\u00e9sl\u00e9c.<\/span><\/p>\n

Egy\u00e9b orvoss\u00e1gok. Algoflex, Coldrex, orrcsepp, g\u00f6rcsold\u00f3, ty\u00fakszemtapasz, sebtapasz.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fogkefe, r\u00e1g\u00f3, k\u00f6r\u00f6moll\u00f3, \u00e9s b\u0151rv\u00e1g\u00f3 oll\u00f3, csipesz, \u00e9s k\u00f6r\u00f6mcsipesz, lakkok, \u00e9s lakklemos\u00f3, valamint ecset hozz\u00e1. Szemspir\u00e1l, sz\u00e1jf\u00e9ny. \u00c9jszak\u00e1ra \u00e9szaki f\u00e9ny.<\/span><\/p>\n

Telefon t\u00f6lt\u0151vel, f\u00fclhallgat\u00f3, powerbank zsin\u00f3rokkal.<\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00e9g\u00fcl a tetej\u00e9re lak\u00e1skulcs, nyaral\u00f3kulcs, szem\u00e9tt\u00e1rol\u00f3 proxi.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ennyi, \u00e9s m\u00e1r hallom, hogy elk\u00f6sz\u00f6n a dr\u00e1g\u00e1m.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013 Szia, elmentem!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013 Szia, maradtam.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hallom, hogy megint z\u00f6r\u00f6g a kulcs a z\u00e1rban.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013 Dr\u00e1g\u00e1m, tej, keny\u00e9r \u00e9s m\u00e9g mit?<\/span><\/p>\n

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